December 2011
me: what are you watching this show looks dumb
niece: shake it up
me: i miss lizzie mcguire and the suite life of zack and cody
niece: what's dat
me: your life... is soiled
That awkward moment when you forget the name of...
nickiyuuup:
Can you pass me that thing?
and the other person is like, what thing?
that thing!… the thingy! -__________- THAAAAAT SHIT!!!
Texting..
satanskiss3s:
Getting a text from that person you like:
Texting everybody else:
Getting a text from that person you don’t like:
just for the Jim carrey part because it makes me giggle.
Me: Can you grow please?
Hair: No
Boobs: No
Stomach: Okay!
When your teachers extends a due date
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
Watchjasmine-blu:
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