February 2012
The difference between "normal girls" and me: →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
normal girls:
me:
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Parents: Everyone should be jealous of you. You're good-looking and a caring person and I love you.
Friends: You're amazing. I love you and I'm jealous of your looks. I wish I was like you.
Me: I look in the mirror in disappointment. I hate what I see. I am constantly paranoid that when people laugh, they are laughing at me. I feel like my friends only are my friends because they feel bad for me. I wish I could be different, look different, act different. I hate myself. I feel alone. I am ugly. I am fat. I am worthless.
Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework, essay, take your test, or do anything this quarter? It's going to strongly reflect in your grade.
Me: Look woman, YOLO, you only live once. I don't want to waste my time on your stupid class, DEUCES
Trying to get up for a piggyback ride... →
wowfunniestposts:
Expectation:
Reality:
this blog is epic
Sweatpants, hair tied, chillin with no makeup on.
Drake: That's when you're the prettiest.
One Direction: That's what makes you beautiful.
Big Time Rush: I don't know why you always get so insecure.
Taylor Swift: You're beautiful, every little piece love.
Jonas Brothers: You're beautiful but you don't even try.
Kids at school: What is that omg back to the zoo